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...or at least my lame attempts at humor. In any case, not everything you read here should be taken literally. A sense of humor is highly recommended.

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baby defying gravity, Jon Gardner Voice-Overs
As an entrepreneur, there is always something longing to play the role of gravity and drag you down.
Quotation marks, quotes, Jon Gardner Voice-Overs
Today, a unique chance to gather meaningful encouragement and insight. About now, you are probably thinking that you must have clicked on the wrong blog.
Star Trek Deep Space 9
Voice-over wisdom hidden within Star Trek revealed here for the first time! Well, second time, since this is Volume 2.
Star Trek, NCC-1701-D
I bet you didn't know that many of the primary characters were also voice actors.
Opposites-Chess Kings, Jon Gardner Voice-Overs
When all else fails, do the opposite. What could go wrong?
You could always watch another YouTube video to get what you need, right? So what is the big deal?
cinderella castle - voiceover lessons from disney
Disney doesn’t shut down just because of a “little” rain, so I follow suit and choose to walk my squishy wet shoes back into the adventure even if my soggy shorts are chafing the insides of my thighs raw.
Rssponsibility and trust illustrated by a barking dog
Great relationships of every kind are based on trust — and responsibility.
Jon Gardner Voice-Overs, Woman listening to herself
We don't hear ourselves objectively, so how can we know what we really sound like?
Singing in the Pain, rainy red car door handle
Where your fears are may also be where your creativity come from.

Being a professional voice actor is about more than the sound of a voice. It is script interpretation, acting, imagination, and a professional who makes your project more important that their ego. It also means broadcast quality sound, great communication skills, prompt follow-up and a quick turnaround. A great attitude doesn't hurt either.

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