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...or at least my lame attempts at humor. In any case, not everything you read here should be taken literally. A sense of humor is highly recommended.

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Overthinking, Decision making, Doors
I can make decisions. I just need to consider all the possibilities first. Ad nauseum.
psychology, mental puzzle piece
It is amazing to me that I haven’t heard anyone so much as hint at the obvious elephant-sized hole in the VO universe.
boo-berry cereal as an antidepressant
It is hard to write clearly with a mouth crammed full of Boo Berry cereal, and it is hard to wipe my mouth while typing.

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