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...or at least my lame attempts at humor. In any case, not everything you read here should be taken literally. A sense of humor is highly recommended.

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Violet and gold Fender Stratocaster
Am I weak because I need moments of affirmation to keep me going? Yes!
Michelangelo's David, a closeup on Jon Gardner Voice-Overs
I can either focus on the things that constrain me or I can see the beauty and potential of what is being created.
Film reels. Jon Gardner voice-overs, old beginnings
I wasn’t a complete rookie, but I looked like a deer in the headlights, dazed and confused.
The TL;DR voice-Over Blog, relaxed grumpy cat
Be assured, my cats have shown no sign of insult or injury from my definitely not hurtful or hateful terms of endearment.
Jon Gardner Voice-Overs, Christmas music
From a Civil War lament to one of the most beautiful Christmas songs I know.
Jon Gardner, My VO Christmas List
Buying gifts for the voice talent in your life doesn't need to be complicated. But if it is me you are buying for... that's another thing entirely.
Ornage, red autumn leaf. Jon Gardner Voice Overs, thankful for humble beginnings.
I don’t resent humble beginnings. Having done without, I can truly value the blessings I have.
Upside down white kitten.
If you start reading voice-over related social media, it won’t take long before you notice a recurring thread of thankfulness and appreciation for an industry that doesn’t eat its young.
Audiobook narration.
I find that as I look for the little things to be thankful for, it makes it easier to recognize the big ones.
Watch repair, fine details, Jon Gardner Voice Overs
This adventure starts when I decide to redesign my website. Cue the dramatic, musical DUN Dunnn! that foreshadows the horrible mistake our hero makes before everything goes to sh**.

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