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...or at least my lame attempts at humor. In any case, not everything you read here should be taken literally. A sense of humor is highly recommended.

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A voice over fable
“Oh, all wise and knowing oracle, what path should my life take that is easy, fast, fun and leads to riches untold?”
Animated Batman silhouette with lightning
I liked Batman - I just never wanted to be him. *sigh*
Male underwater holding breath
The therapy is to reduce the strain I am putting on my vocal chords so they can heal properly, and build good habits that will reduce the chance of injury in the future. Little did I know it would also bear dividends in my performance.
I am encouraged today. Yesterday I went to a new ENT or ear, nose and throat […]
Where is that neck brace I used to have? It has got to be around here […]
I wonder if other people experienced this, where the voice of a favorite narrator becomes the voice in your own head?

Being a professional voice actor is about more than the sound of a voice. It is script interpretation, acting, imagination, and a professional who makes your project more important that their ego. It also means broadcast quality sound, great communication skills, prompt follow-up and a quick turnaround. A great attitude doesn't hurt either.

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